I had a witty title to put in here, but I forget it now. Hah! And you can't prove otherwise

Definition time!

Cool - Getting up out of bed after realizing one hasn't updated their journal.

I really don't think anyone can be as cool as me. Don't try; you might hurt yourself in the process.

Great Big Sea and Co. draws in a much more enjoyable crowd. I mean, who doesn't love drunken Newfoundlanders who love to tip? In the past four days I've made about 145$ in tips. Am I happy? Yes, yes I am.

I found out today that I'm three degrees away from THOM FUCKING YORKE. A person I work with has a friend who's cousin is married to him. How fucking cool is that? No, seriously! The cool-ositude (thanks, Katy) is just out of this world. No, out of this universe. No! Just-- Ah!!! I literally had to take a breather after that. I'm also three degrees away from Gordon Downie. Not as cool as Thom Fucking Yorke, though. But it'll do.

Remember when I said I was three degrees away from Thom Fucking Yorke? Yeah, I wasn't making that up. I WIN!